pretty patties RULE!
when someone at my 4th of july barbeque tries to stop me from fitting another firecracker into my ass
my dog is layin on the edge of my bed and she looks so peaceful but i really wanna masturbate right now. to disturb her and jerk it or let her lie in peace? one of lifes great questions
My internet has been absolute piss all day but im still attempting to watch a youtube video and if that isnt true trust I dont know what is
Ya know my internet is bein a real mingy prick right now and it wouldn’t be so bad if it didn’t decided to download World of Tanks right now
Some people take this website to seriously.
Reblog if you want your followers to put the Pokémon they think Best Represents you into your ask box.